Here’s a fun little trick: take children’s clothes, dip them in water and hold them in place until they freeze like this. When the weather starts to get a little warmer, the invisible children slowly melt to the ground.
I can sense a million new horror pranks or new ideas for creepy stories this way.
THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE
There was this cute lesbian couple on the train the other day and I said “you two look so cute together”, or something to that effect, and one of them started crying. Turns out they were tourists from a particularly intolerant part of Russia and they couldn’t believe how nice people are here in New Zealand.
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
every single fandom has that one character that can be paired up with basically everyone else and still be plausible
he can also be paired with anyone from another fandom and it still be plausible
“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone
I’ve got a lot of free time so
EVERY PERSON who reblogs this will get a gif that corresponds to their url in their submit thingy.
no, like, every person.
I WANT IT
i’d like to see you try, man
SHE DID IT
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